I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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