i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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