Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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