LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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