Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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