You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
it was like eating out sand paper
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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