She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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