i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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