You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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