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(323): View more from California

I'm being pulled over???

(520): View more from Arizona

For what!?!?!

(323): View more from California

??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

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(586): View more from Michigan

you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.

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(928): View more from Arizona

its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.

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(513): View more from Ohio

It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.

(303): View more from Colorado

That's all I've ever wanted.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants

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(815): View more from Illinois

I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS

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