i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it