Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(716): View more from New York

I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you

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(870): View more from Arkansas

i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.

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(419): View more from Ohio

her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.

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(678): View more from Georgia

nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.

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(219): View more from Indiana

By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone

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(404): View more from Georgia

He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

well ya only live once...

(1-570): View more from Pennsylvania

that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do

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