that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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