We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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