Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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