Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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