I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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