'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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