I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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