WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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