chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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