there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my being single is dangerous.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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