none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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