Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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