question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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