My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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