so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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