bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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