A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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