How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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