I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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