Cold hands, warm shart.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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