Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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