READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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