Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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