Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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