Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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