I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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