it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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