i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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