We're facebook friends in real life
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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