if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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