he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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