She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
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I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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