There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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