The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Operation Purity has been aborted
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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