so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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