have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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