Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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