I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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