i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just want to make out with him forever
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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