I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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