That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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