worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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