Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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