i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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