oh god the rape fog is back!
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Randomize
