gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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