i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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