Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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