Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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